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Thank you, Rudy. That's a start. acme.sh has registered me but can't install the certificate because it doesn't have permission to write to /var/www/html. And it won't let me use sudo, but I will find a way to do it.
[Later] I created the directory it was looking for (/var/www/html/.well-known) and gave myself write permissions. Then I successfully obtained the certificate:
Wed Sep 28 15:49:56 CDT 2022] Your cert is in: /home/wastrel/.acme.sh/iwastrel.com/iwastrel.com.cer
[Wed Sep 28 15:49:56 CDT 2022] Your cert key is in: /home/wastrel/.acme.sh/iwastrel.com/iwastrel.com.key
[Wed Sep 28 15:49:56 CDT 2022] The intermediate CA cert is in: /home/wastrel/.acme.sh/iwastrel.com/ca.cer
[Wed Sep 28 15:49:56 CDT 2022] And the full chain certs is there: /home/wastrel/.acme.sh/iwastrel.com/fullchain.cer
Now I can go to https://www.iwastrel.com/ and... I have an issue on the internal network with my firewall and its proxy connection to the web server, but I think I know what it is.