sorry, but PLEASE start reading and think before you ask. (especially concerning the first and second quote)
for starters EV requires manual authentication of the entitity who is the target of the cert and the one who requests the cert about his authority to do so, also obviously a domain check will be done.
LE tries to make automation as good as possible which is plain impossible with EV.
also LE certs are domain validated, do you ACTUALLY think that you get a cert for a fake domain?
obviously it cannot be validated that you own that fake domain and vithout validation, no Domain Validated cert for ya…