Oh... you're right. I see what you're doing now.
So how do you overcome me typing in these to URLs into my address bar:
https://kyouikulogistics.com/
https://www.kyouikulogistics.com/
I mean how do you correct the incorrect one?
The only one of concern is this one:
https://kyouikulogistics.com/
But they are both served from the exact same server block:
ServerName www.kyouikulogistics.com
ServerAlias kyouikulogistics.com
You have to say "only when" before do.
Or it will always do and loop d loop infinitely.
You can either use a rewrite or two port 443 vhosts with the kyouikulogistics.com redirecting to www.kyouikulogistics.com.
Correct. Which justifies your rewrite. There's also the split vhost 443 way...
And then there is the .htaccess file way!
I might be proverbially dragging my bumper behind the car but the site is working...seemingly without issue.
Where am I still incomplete?
No, no, no. Never do that. Apache warns you to never use .htaccess when it can be avoided.
BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER!
20 char limit
What kind of beer? Hoppy, lager, ???
I like the split vHost myself, but certbot doesn't. 
SEO kind of dictates that you send all identic traffic to only one name.
Right now either name (both names) function fully on their own.
No bueno.
This is known as a canonical address.
Now there's a first ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I see. At the moment the site simply hosts an application called Matomo used to track a different site on an entirely different server. Thus, I am basically the only one that accesses it. That may change though.
You had be at "BEER"
Cheers 
I know, right. Weird.
Much like not using rewrites... 
@jlh, Perfection is not a requirement.
We're just... anal like that!