Apache - robust OCSP stapling config

I guess you already saw @hannob's blog post (from June 27, 2018):

https://blog.hboeck.de/archives/886-The-Problem-with-OCSP-Stapling-and-Must-Staple-and-why-Certificate-Revocation-is-still-broken.html

There’s currently no way to configure Apache to handle OCSP stapling in a reasonable way